some lady on mysapce asked me if i could donate my sperm to her and get her pregnant for her and her girlfriend LMFAAAAAAAO

woow jus wooow

heres wat the mess age saaid!!

"hi how are you? well i really want to get straight to the point. Me and my girlfriend really want to have a baby acually we want 2 babies but like a year apart we just want the babies to have some kind of blood relation to each other. we are looking to get me pregnant like asap like within the next month. you wont have to have any strings attatached between times you dont have to do anything only keep in touch enough for us to be able touch basis when it is time for the other baby. we promise and even have contracts that say we will never ask you for anything. if you are intrested please message me back asap. "

umm i dont knooo....

sounds kinda risky!!!

lmao

LIBRA 
You are often the most sociable one, but with the Moon in your 4th House of Home, you may do well to pass on the party invitation now. Instead of playing with your friend, pay attention to family matters. If you really must be social, meet a friend for lunch or just spend a bit of extra time at work talking with others at the water cooler.


I dont ever get these things completely but most of them are true haha thats soo cool!

15 mistakes dumb dudes make during coitus!!

1. TOO ROUGH - Don't be so rough. We know it's been a while but come on now it ain't that serious.

2. WEARING CLOTHES - Niggas always want the girl to get butt ass naked but dont do the same. If you see me I see you k?

3. EATING IT - Don't have us thinkin you gone eat if you ain't. Don't even act like you bout too, seriously.

4. TITTIES - Yea it feels good when you caressing them, but please don't squeeze them too hard. You tryna give me cancer? And dont bite neither, that really hurts unless you are kinky.

5. NECK - Everybody like getting kissed on the neck, but don't slobber on me and just leave it there to dry. Ewww. And if you want us to kiss yours, please don't have a salty ass neck, that makes me think you're not clean.

6. DIRTY TALK - Everybody has their way of talking dirty, but please no corny shit. "WHOS YOUR DADDY" type of shit is not workin.

7. HAIR PULLING - We like that, but if its a fresh do' you betta not touch it. Things can get ugly.

8. FACES - I know it feels good, but do you have to make faces like you taking a dump? Are you constipated?

9. HYGIENE - NO MUSTY BALLS AND SMELLY ASSES!!! WASH YOUR ASSES AND BALLS!

10. POSTIONS - We're always willing to try something new, but we are not pretzels. Stop tryna have us in crazy ass positions.

11. CONDOMS - Don't try to be slick and take it off before you slide in.

12. FINISHING - Everything is not about you. If you come first, you better make sure I cum too.

13. DICK - And this is a good one. Don't brag about how big you are or how good are because if you are small and the dick is trash. I will talk about you for the rest of your life. DONT TALK SHIT YOU CANT BACK UP!

14. AFTERWARDS - It's over. The sex was good. We layin there. Don't say sumthin stupid and ruin the mood. Ya'll known for that.


15. RUMORS - Don't have our business out in the street the next day. And don't make up shit.. . And you did not last for hours.

Its coming up in a few days hahah i cant wait, 
but i dont kno what to expect
dont really care either lmao
it'll be a normal day but i guess havin frends and family around
espcially You 
Gina Boo<3
 Love you haha

 

My hugs and
My kisses
You know you're gonna miss it
And while you're tripping on the love we could have had
I'm moving on
I got to and
Ain't no looking back....

Cause if you only knew what I felt for you
You would have held on tighter
Fought a little harder
Been a little smarter and now you're gonna miss my love
And one day soon you'll see
You'll reach out for me
Boy you had a keeper
Didn't know how to treat [ME]
Should have felt a little deeper and now you're gonna miss my love
Boy you had a keeper, didn't know how to treat [Me]
Should have felt a little deeper and now you're gonna miss my love 
~My Love-Ciara !

All I got to say! okay im done ranting hahahaha

Its ironic how
we ignore who we adore
we adore who ignore us
we hurt who we love
we love who hurt us



love is a Bitch!